Carr, J.L. How Steeple Sinderby Wanderers Won the FA Cup. New York : Penguin 1975. Print.
After the big Share-Out there was a thousand pounds left for an Official History. A top Sports Personality put the idea into our Chairman's head. His letter read, 'This most illustrious feat in modern Sporting Annals should -- and must -- be enshrined for posterity, and it will be my proud honour, sir, to perform this service for you and your gallant band, when suitable terms are agreed ..."
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- The only truly striking difference between the technical skills in amateur and professional players is the latter's control of a ball's movement when struck by his head. Whenever possible, keep the ball close to the ground and select terrain disadvantageous to flighted passage of balls;
- Every player except the centre-forward must defend his own goal, and every player except the goalkeeper must assault his opponents' goal;
- A Home team's only advantage is feeling at home. An away side should think itself at home, and then make the home side feel less at home.
So the First Round Proper now was upon us and into the hat tumbled the survivors of the rough and tumble preliminary rounds of Free for All, battered and weary from too much football and staring wildly around like half drowned men cast up from the sea, amazed to find themselves still breathing though not likely to live.
I often wish that I could have known the end at the beginning, so that each detail could have been savoured as it happened. But then, life isn't a gramophone record one can play again and again till one feels one understands it. It is Now or Never for most of us, and we haven't the time. But we shall tomorrow ...
Jerome, Jerome K. Three Men in a Boat.
Three men (and a dog) set off for a river excursion in a rented boat, although none has any previous boating experience. Probably the closest book I could think of with the very dry, serious British sense of humor. Delightfully witty, unexpected, and funny.
Happy reading.
Fred
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